The Zombie Survival Guide

Complete Protection from the Living Dead

audio cd

English language

Published Sept. 12, 2006 by RH Audio.

ISBN:
978-0-7393-4272-5
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The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you?3. Use your head: cut off theirs.4. Blades don't need reloading.5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. Don't be …

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Subjects

  • American Satire And Humor
  • Humor
  • Unabridged Audio - Humor
  • Form - Parodies
  • Humor / General
  • General
  • Audiobooks
  • Zombies
  • American - General